Monday, June 21, 2010

Autotune the News #12

Legalizing weed. Lesbian allegaytions.
"I knew the implication, I saw the allegation. Her sexual orientation; insignificant in her confirmation. Is she gay?"

I kind of love autotune the news, sometimes. Really puts the whole 'pundit' post in perspective. :D

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

I Hate Pundits

Is there anyone more vapid, more irrelevant, and more essentially narcissistic than the American pundit? How many times have they invented a totally fake controversy in order to have something to talk about? How many times have they let real issues sink below the tide of irrelevant crap that otherwise fills the 24 hour news cycle? Do we really need these people?

Friday, December 04, 2009

Alas, I Am One Of The Unsatisfied

Because sometimes, even a cheesy line or two doesn't spoil an otherwise moving song:

There's a river of sorrow that mankind has cried
And it runs like a torrent, and blends with the tide
Oh, I am not content with the peace that's prophesied,
for alas, I am one of the unsatisfied

Now the willow can bend, and the moon, she can hide
But the oak tree will stand till it breaks from its pride
And I may look unbroken, but deep down inside
Alas, I am one of the unsatisfied

And we walk among our brothers
with a strange and faraway look in our eyes
And we often play the clown
to hide the fact that something deep within us cries
Lord, some of us are poets,
Some dream until they die
Till we're one with the spirit,
We're unsatisfied

Now the north wind is my lover, always at my side
And the hawk's my little sister, screaming at the sky
Afraid of God and naked, stripped of all our pride;
till we're one with the spirit, we're unsatisfied
till we're one with the spirit, we're unsatisfied

(Lacy J. Dalton)

Friday, October 23, 2009

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe..."

It's not often that I am so deeply moved, but it seems for all the world as though Carl Sagan was incapable of saying anything that wasn't deeply moving, and this video may be the only justified use of autotune I've ever seen.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

On the Subject of Fundamentalist Scandals

So I'd been thinking about this for a while now, and I think I now understand why it is that Governor Sanford, who left his state in secret for five days to visit his mistress in Argentina, refuses to resign. In the same way, I'm also pretty sure I know why Senator John Ensign of Nevada refuses to resign. Simply put, it's because doing so would, in their eyes, be acting against God's will.

An explanation is required. Both Governor Sanford and Senator Ensign are more or less fundamentalist Christians. Even more, they are heavily influenced by 'The Family,' a strain of Christian fundamentalism that apparently weds the language and appearance of the gospel to a version of the explicitly anti-Christian philosophy known as Objectivism. They are a sect which has determined that to feed the hungry, to care for the sick, and to visit those in prison is a waste of time, and the group that really needs our love and service and compassion are the rich and the powerful, who are, according to this creed, the foundation of our society, the virtuous ones who innovate and produce jobs for everyone else, etc. It's sort of a 'prosperity gospel meets Ayn Rand and makes sweet sweet love while crushing organized labour beneath its boot heel.' When they speak of serving the poor, or having a heart for the poor, they mean serving powerful businessmen and having a heart for powerful members of congress: the 'poor in spirit.' The poverty of the spirits of businessmen and members of congress may even be well established, but that's hardly what Jesus was talking about, and is, of course, neither here nor there.

As dictated by their fundamentalist faith, these men do not believe that they were put into power by their constituents. No, it was God who appointed them to their current posts. They are His elect, you see. His chosen. It was His hand which guided the election, explicitly not the votes of everyday people. They are therefore, in their own minds, not answerable to the people, but only to God. To resign now would be to act against the will of God that they use the positions to which they were divinely mandated to receive for the advance of the cause of His kingdom on Earth, and is therefore impossible.

That's pretty much all there is to it. Theocracy or bust, and no amount of naysaying will convince them of anything else. Come face to face with their own moral bankruptcy? Well, God's only testing them. Testing their resolve, and their willingness to submit to his will and to remain in the office to which He appointed them. And besides, God doesn't care about whether or not they've shown themselves to be hypocrites, or whether or not they're virtuous men. God just cares that they're obedient men, doing the work for which they have been Chosen. And by their own reckoning, they are.

It's disgusting, yes. Hypocritical, yes. Unexpected? Hardly.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Lighter Side...

Going to see Wicked in San Francisco tomorrow. I don't think I've mentioned how much I really, really love Broadway. <3